Me after using duolingo for a month
thatgirl
born and raised in chicago🙏🏼
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”
#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)
OH MAN
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING
who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN
AND YET
WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES
AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME
I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED
TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL
THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS
my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
I’ve never seen this before and now suddenly I am recognizing some of my friends funny talking quirks
Same. I first got online in 2002 how did I miss this wonderful garbage
I’ve been quoting this on a daily basis for almost 15 years.
I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care
I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing
match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her aliveim here for this analysis
How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
Claiming it.
Waaaaay up 🙏🏾
11:11am on the receipt.
Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.
That’s what I’m saying
In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.
Doesn’t hurt to try.
“social justice” in tumblr is a walking paradox tbh.. somebody gets dragged for something they said years ago when they did not know it was offensive towards a marginalized group like for it being racist, etc. then they make a long apology, completely own up to it saying it was something they did in the past or have learned. then some people will be saying the apology was insincere, “you’re making excuses” or “you’re only doing it cause you’ve been caught”. then everyone will be reblogging that person’s uploads, selfies telling them to kill themselves and insulting their appearance. even if that person who made an ignorant comment is 14 years old and asks a genuine question.. these adults will drag that kid to hell and out of this website. yes, google is a resource but if they know you’re more educated and ask a genuine question, then why don’t you help them get out of that ignorance glue. how are you going to shed light on social issues and educate people this way? okay so you might think it isnt your obligation to educate them but why dont you just tell them to look it up.. but to tell that person to kill themselves and making your circle of followers reblog your post dragging them and bully that person for being naive.. it’s twisted and fucked up
You’re white aren’t you?
OP aint white
post: it’s fucked up that adults use social justice as an excuse to bully children and tell them to kill themselves
this person: wow that’s such a white thing to say